pizza puns

So, with our first pizza festival now only 2 weeks away, it’s all getting a bit silly here at MySliceFest HQ and to help us get through the mountain of work required to put on the biggest pizza party our city has ever seen, we’ve been throwing a lot of pizza puns around the office.

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I mean, it’s been getting very silly – we might be starting lose our minds slightly, but pizza will always be here to get us through and so, I thought I’d share some of this (very) light humour with you all. The best of the worst if you will…


What did the angry customer give the pizzeria owner?

A pizza his mind.


Where do pepperonis go on holiday?

The leaning tower of ‘pizza of course.


What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes can’t be topped!


What do you call a sleeping pizza?


Slice, Slice, Baby!

Why was the pizza shop not doing well?

They just weren’t rolling in the dough.


How do you know if you’re in love?

If they steal a pizza your heart!


I used to run a pizza restaurant called ‘Calzone’… but it folded.


How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He took a bite of his pizza before it was cool!


“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”

“No sir, it’ll be round.”


Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind… it’s too cheesy!


What type of person doesn’t love pizza?

A weirDOUGH.


What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?

Sorry mate, I’m just too mature for you!

Pizza everywhere

What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?

It’s slice to meet you!


So there we have it! 13 of the best/worst pizza jokes we’ve heard since we started all this MySliceFest madness.

Think you’ve got one to rival us? We’re all ears.


And in the meantime, we’ll keep going pizza crazy and see you all on Saturday 30th July at Wembley Park!

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Tell your mates to get their mitts on them quick – you don’t want to miss out on helping us get through thousands of slices on the day. Believe it or not, we can’t manage it all by ourselves!

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